There are only three things the copilot should always say:
Nice landing, Sir.
I’ll buy the first round.
I’ll take the ugly one.
Flying is a great way of life for men who want to feel like boys, but not for those who still are.
The ideal pilot is the perfect blend of discipline and aggressiveness.
It’s not that all airplane pilots are good-looking. Just that good-looking people seem more capable of flying airplanes, or so seasoned observers contend. A matter of self-confidence? No doubt, no doubt.
I’ve flown in both pilot seats; can someone tell me why the other one is always occupied by an idiot?
Son, you’re going to have to make up your mind about growing up and becoming a pilot. You can’t do both.
