The aircraft limits are only there in case there is another flight by that particular aircraft. If subsequent flights do not appear likely, there are no limits.
You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you’re grateful.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the airplane, the pessimist the parachute.
Death is just nature’s way of telling you to watch your airspeed.
If black boxes survive air crashes — why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?