Crash and burn

  • The aircraft limits are only there in case there is another flight by that particular aircraft. If subsequent flights do not appear likely, there are no limits.
  • You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you’re grateful.
  • Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the airplane, the pessimist the parachute.
  • Death is just nature’s way of telling you to watch your airspeed.
  • If black boxes survive air crashes — why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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